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keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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grace-kohai:

100% of Peacock’s frames are pure gold

since I figured I needed some more pictures for Peacock, I went into the game myself and pulled some of her frames.

These are ten of the best I got.

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hatsooneymiku:

I can’t believe Lady Gaga is Hatsune Miku’s closing act

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hmph

hmph

(Source: )

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(Source: dreamsentinel)

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sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

(Source: charlesoberonn)

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merytsetesh:

earthmoth:

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica 

I wanna be reincarnated into this butterfly after I pass. Like holy fuck.

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

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solarbird:

Perfect.
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solarbird:

Perfect.

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dunrath:

Stick twirls. Yes, I am this bored. 
damn son

dunrath:

Stick twirls. Yes, I am this bored. 

damn son

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geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done
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geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

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