May 2012
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
Zack: Hey.
Zack: I just met you.
Zack: And this is crazy.
Zack: But here's my number.
Zack: So call me maybe.
Aqua: wat
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I'm convinced that my cat is the biggest troll in...
I mean, when I’m on the internet trying to watch something or read something, he’ll just walk in front of the monitor. And when I push him aside, he uses his tail to block the words that I’m trying to read.
Sora: hey i just met you
Sora: and this is crazy
Sora: but I am going to help you with
Sora: every
Sora: single
Sora: little
Sora: problem
Sora: you have, even though I have my own best friends to save
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April 2012
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Douchbag: You got a nice ass, bitch
Girl: Thanks!
Me: You have beautiful eyes
Girl: Get away, creep
Me: wtf
Cross out everything you've done: →
Had Beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.
Done drugs.
Write on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini.
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