rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
Zack: I just met you.
Zack: And this is crazy.
Zack: But here's my number.
Zack: So call me maybe.
I'm convinced that my cat is the biggest troll in...
I mean, when I’m on the internet trying to watch something or read something, he’ll just walk in front of the monitor. And when I push him aside, he uses his tail to block the words that I’m trying to read.
Sora: hey i just met you
Sora: and this is crazy
Sora: but I am going to help you with
Sora: you have, even though I have my own best friends to save
Douchbag: You got a nice ass, bitch
Me: You have beautiful eyes
Girl: Get away, creep
Cross out everything you've done: →
Had Beer. Smoked an entire cigarette. Done drugs. Write on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga. Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat. Been pregnant. Camped out. Swam in the ocean. Wore a bikini. ...